First entry...

Gorky Behemoth and Huxley:
A cat-and-dog diary


7:30 am

Gorky Behemoth:
I woke up and woke up my human, after having a good amount of petting he went to stand under the shower. I took advantage of the moment to mark my territory on the carpet in the bedroom before the pug came out of the other human’s room.



8:30 am

Huxley:
Oh boy! Waking up with mom! Let’s play! Let’s play! Outside?! My favorite! Food! Food! My favorite! Oh boy!

Gorky Behemoth:
My human is clearly unwilling to side with me against this obnoxious pug, smacked me and took the marked carpet immediately away. Nevertheless, he fed me and even shared some milk too, so I recognize he still loves me but, for some unknown reason, still wants us to share our territory with this pug. Thankfully, my food was placed above the counter and I was able to eat in peace while the pug stupidly licked the floor searching for my food.



9:00 am

Huxley:
Oh boy! The cat my friend! What do youuu have going on? Eh? Eh? Oh boy! Petting, my favorite! Oh boy! Oh boy, car, my favorite!

Gorky Behemoth:
Minding my own business, up comes this pug and starts smelling my ass yet again! “Get away from my ass, you stupid pug!”, I say, but the pug is clearly too retarded to understand anything other than simple indications for “food” and “outside”. Thankfully, the other human who favors the pug soon took it away from our territory with her. I am beginning to suspect she will bring it back with her yet again… I guess leaving some poop on my human’s bed the other day alongside with marking my territory there was not enough to convince him that this pug has already encroached too much upon our lebensraum. I sat at the windowsill the rest of the morning, must conceive of another strategy before long.