3:00 pm
Huxley:
Oh boy, letting me out of the car! We're home! My favorite! We're home! Oh boy! Hi cat! Hi cat! Inside! My favorite! Food! Food! Oh boy! nham nham nham!
Gorky:
I knew that human would bring the pug back with her! Rrrhewww... Yeah, I heard her calling me in too, and I was already quite hungry, but there was no way I would tag along with that pug! The thing was already coming up to my ass again! I'll just stay out here until my own human comes back home to feed me. There's plenty to look at out here, at least, and on top of that I get to stroll past the windows of all those other fat cats, arrested inside their human's houses, barely know the gardens and backyards and all! Oh look over there, a squirrel! Shhhh...!
6:15 pm
Gorky:
My human!!! I'm hungry! What took you so long? I have been here waiting, and...
Huxley:
Door! Oh boy! Oh boy! CAT! My favorite! What do youuuuu have going on? Oh boy! Food! Food! My favorite! (glunk.) awwwww... walk!? Oh boy! My favorite! Oh boy! Oh boy!
Gorky:
(!) Damn pug, I almost ran into its squished up mug! I was already turning back around, the pug coming out all after my ass again, and its human picked it up and brought it inside. Hunf, with my own human here now I went in and asked him to serve my own food! And of course, the damn pug thinks its for him! *$#$%^ pug. At least its human picked it up and took it away. Ah, if only I could have this peace and quiet all the time again, get pet, clean myself, get some attention... purrr.. purrrr... might even take a nap.
sexta-feira, 22 de abril de 2011
First entry...
Gorky Behemoth and Huxley:
A cat-and-dog diary
7:30 am
Gorky Behemoth:
I woke up and woke up my human, after having a good amount of petting he went to stand under the shower. I took advantage of the moment to mark my territory on the carpet in the bedroom before the pug came out of the other human’s room.
8:30 am
Huxley:
Oh boy! Waking up with mom! Let’s play! Let’s play! Outside?! My favorite! Food! Food! My favorite! Oh boy!
Gorky Behemoth:
My human is clearly unwilling to side with me against this obnoxious pug, smacked me and took the marked carpet immediately away. Nevertheless, he fed me and even shared some milk too, so I recognize he still loves me but, for some unknown reason, still wants us to share our territory with this pug. Thankfully, my food was placed above the counter and I was able to eat in peace while the pug stupidly licked the floor searching for my food.
9:00 am
Huxley:
Oh boy! The cat my friend! What do youuu have going on? Eh? Eh? Oh boy! Petting, my favorite! Oh boy! Oh boy, car, my favorite!
Gorky Behemoth:
Minding my own business, up comes this pug and starts smelling my ass yet again! “Get away from my ass, you stupid pug!”, I say, but the pug is clearly too retarded to understand anything other than simple indications for “food” and “outside”. Thankfully, the other human who favors the pug soon took it away from our territory with her. I am beginning to suspect she will bring it back with her yet again… I guess leaving some poop on my human’s bed the other day alongside with marking my territory there was not enough to convince him that this pug has already encroached too much upon our lebensraum. I sat at the windowsill the rest of the morning, must conceive of another strategy before long.
A cat-and-dog diary
7:30 am
Gorky Behemoth:
I woke up and woke up my human, after having a good amount of petting he went to stand under the shower. I took advantage of the moment to mark my territory on the carpet in the bedroom before the pug came out of the other human’s room.
8:30 am
Huxley:
Oh boy! Waking up with mom! Let’s play! Let’s play! Outside?! My favorite! Food! Food! My favorite! Oh boy!
Gorky Behemoth:
My human is clearly unwilling to side with me against this obnoxious pug, smacked me and took the marked carpet immediately away. Nevertheless, he fed me and even shared some milk too, so I recognize he still loves me but, for some unknown reason, still wants us to share our territory with this pug. Thankfully, my food was placed above the counter and I was able to eat in peace while the pug stupidly licked the floor searching for my food.
9:00 am
Huxley:
Oh boy! The cat my friend! What do youuu have going on? Eh? Eh? Oh boy! Petting, my favorite! Oh boy! Oh boy, car, my favorite!
Gorky Behemoth:
Minding my own business, up comes this pug and starts smelling my ass yet again! “Get away from my ass, you stupid pug!”, I say, but the pug is clearly too retarded to understand anything other than simple indications for “food” and “outside”. Thankfully, the other human who favors the pug soon took it away from our territory with her. I am beginning to suspect she will bring it back with her yet again… I guess leaving some poop on my human’s bed the other day alongside with marking my territory there was not enough to convince him that this pug has already encroached too much upon our lebensraum. I sat at the windowsill the rest of the morning, must conceive of another strategy before long.
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